Top Ten Mom like Behaviors

10. The only time you get to see a rated R movie is when the makers of Sex and the City release a new movie.
9. You and your husband no longer sleep together.
8. You would rather mop the floor then have sex.
7. Your DVR is full.
6. The only time you really feel like working out is when you watch the E channel.
5. The last time someone touched you down there and you liked it, you were getting waxed.
4. You ability to deal with bullshit is minimal
3. You use your own spit to wipe strangers faces in the street.
2. You can't remember what your first name is.
1. You look in the mirror and you see your mother.