A night to remember

Tonight is the night. The kids are tucked in, and your significant other whispers those four romantic words in your ear. You wanna do it? So you run and get your kids' sponge bob music player, and you get ready to get busy. You reach for some lingerie, but you remember you haven't bought any in six years, so you grab a bikini and jump in bed. Before you climb in bed, you run for an energy shot, and grab some gummi bears then jump back into the love nest. You prop yourself on the bed like your about to do a lingerie ad or rather a swimsuit cover. The door opens, and just when you think its him with a Kem cd, its your son he's had a weird dream about squirrels chasing him and peed the bed. "Mom are we going swimming tomorrow?"