I have Issues

Okay, so why do I have an issue with all these girls out here showing all this skin. Now those who have known me are probably shaking their index finger at me like "What are you talking about?" Back in the day I was known to wear a halter top or two, some short shorts, a teenie bikini, and any sexy item of the sort. Have I changed? Would I still be running around here in a halter top, if backless shirts had built in pick up trucks inside of them? Or, do I truly want to see women represent themselves in a much classier manner? Does sexy always mean more skin, and less cotton? Or is sexy in the eye of the beholder? Most women agree that we are not dressing for the man, but we are dressing for the ladies. But when you step outside in an on land bathing suit, then it sort of seems like your dressing for the man. I know, I don't want to see all of that flesh! I mean summer is around the corner, so its only going to get worst. But I really want to know if the issue is too much skin, or is Prima Donna Momma a tad bit jealous. Do I secretly wish to dress up like Nicki Minaj, and Rhianna? Or am I comfortable wearing Mommy couture? Well I'm definitely not a short shorts kind of girl anymore, my daisy duke days are definitely over. And thick legs, and a small waist do not define me. I rather leave it up to the imagination. While the young girls are saying it with the booty, I'll be saying it with a look, a flip of the hair, a cross of the leg, a wink of the eye, an that intoxicating aroma called Chanel No. 5.
Yours Truly,
Prima Donna Momma