Where did the Ummmph Go!

Okay, so college is so ten years ago. The things that mattered then hardly matter now when your spending time working on science projects, planning family trips, and attending teacher conferences. But what happened to the ummmph. Is it just me, and the rest of the moms out there, or is it every woman. I mean I go out. You know hang out with the girls, attend a rated R movie every once in awhile. But why are some of my friends who don't have kids sounding like they need a multivitamin. I mean whats the problem, you don't have kids. The world is your oyster. You can do what you want to do, right. No responsibilities. I mean in college we shared our occasional drink or two. Whats the harm. You hold my pony tail, I'll hold yours. In the end it was all fun, and games. Now I usually spend my time keeping one of my kids from completely falling in the toilet when a stomach ache arises. So if your not dealing with that shouldn't you be living life to the fullest. Shouldn't you be happy. I mean I'm happy. At the end of the day, when I have watched my last reality show, tucked my children in, an drank one of mommies special drinks I feel like life is worth living. So am I missing something, or am I the lucky one. Have I missed the big picture? Do I have the best of both worlds? Did I lose my ummmph or am I really the lucky one? I think I might just have it all. I'm happy, I mean I'm really happy, and I'm not drunk, or high, or on meds. Let me retract one of those statements. But I am seriously happy! I didn't lose my ummmph, I let it out everytime I watch Dancing with the Stars. What the hell, I'm a diva, sexy, size beautiful, Prima Donna Momma!