Once upon a time……..

Once upon a time there was this beautiful princess. She was the most beautiful creature in all the kingdom. She had hair all the way down her back, and the biggest prettiest eyes you ever seen before. She was filled with so much youth that she would laugh, jump, and play. She enjoyed life. She would eat healthy food from the garden, and spend the remainder of the day pampering herself with massages, pedicures, and facial treatments. While everyone else was spending their money on makeup all she had to do was get a facial and she was done. No laugh lines, no wrinkles or acne. She was beautiful. All the ladies at court kept asking her when was she going to get married. It was time to settle down and have children. But the princess didn't think she was ready to start a family yet. She was enjoying life. She could do whatever she wanted. She had dreams of becoming an airplane pilot. She always enjoyed flying. She wanted to see the world. However, her friends kept insisting that she get married and start a family. However when they brought the idea up it was always accompanied by a strange smirk and a sly grin. Then a prince appeared. All the women in the kingdom fancied the prince. He was charming, and generous. He promised her jewels, furs, a beautiful home, a luxurious car, and anything her heart desired. He just wanted an heir. On their wedding night they made passionate love all night long. Soon she became pregnant. And so the real story begins. The princess did not enjoy being pregnant. Her feet ached, her tummy ached, she felt like it all was a big mistake. The prince began to look ugly. She no longer looked at him as her snuggly big bear, but a nuisance in underwear. Everyone made her sick. She realized it had all been a trick. Her friends were getting a kick out of her misery. She wondered if there had been some form of wizardry. She was no longer beautiful with long, flowing hair. She became bloated and fat and began to not care. She no longer ate healthy food which maintained her figure. She loved eating Bojangles blueberry biscuits. The more she worried the more she grew hairy. Hair sprouted from her chin and face, while inches grew from her waist. She no longer had time for a wax. Her kitty kat was on blast. The aesthetician frowned and said "I'll be right back!" But still the prince grew fonder. He demanded more kids with a great hunger. She laid down an abided by his rule. Before long she was feeling like a mule. You could never catch her without a child on her back. Screaming and crying and wetting the sack. She dreamed of what her life could have been. Maybe she should have married ugly Ken. At least his hair was wavy. And maybe just maybe he couldn't make babies. The End