Just Dreaming

I have a dream that one day women can roam the aisles of the local grocery store and buy triple chocolate chip cookie dough and eat it while their children munch on Chex mix. I have a dream that women will no longer gain weight from eating the foods that make them the happiest in the world, but gain weight when husbands want sex. In the perfect world Jenny Craig will no longer operate as a weight loss center, but a beautiful clothing store full of items that minus you actual size by 4. We go through labor, and children, and husbands. Why can't we have what we want for one day? How about a television made out of a Hershey's almond bar that when you watch it too long it drips and you can put strawberries on the nightstand and like magic you have chocolate covered strawberries. Where is the peace in this world? What if you could eat Chinese food with white rice instead of brown? How about ice cream? What if our children's eyes were made out of scoops of ice cream and instead of worrying about the sex of your child you concentrated on the flavor of their eyeballs. What about sour cream? I love sour cream! I wish they made it in body wash. What if everything we ate had sour cream in it? Wouldn't that be Heaven? What if you could consume one cake in a day and not gain any weight? What a life! One day I would eat Red Velvet the next day Up Side Down Pineapple cake. Then I would wash it down with a Caramel Frappucino. Why did Starbucks decide to tell us the real reason why those drinks taste so good? Sugar! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Finally, when our significant other picks that special moment at the restaurant when we are about to ask for dessert to remind us that we are on a diet we yell out your penis is small! What a life? What a dream?